Buddha oral stories part 1 (not a Playboy column)

Like with Socrates, we only have indirect witness of Buddha's lessons.
A manuscript was recently found, translated in Greek, then French, then poor English:
Buddha - What is most important?
Pumh - Hope?
Buddha - Hope sucks hard! Don't sacrifice the present for a hypothecial better future. That's religious scam!
Pumh - Master, do you say we must not merely hope for a better future, but work for a better future?
Buddha - You don't listen, you have so much honey in your ears. Life sucks, yet you must create a better present.
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